RUBINA’S REVIEW | THE ARCHIES

DECEMBER 8, 2023

Netflix India’s most awaited film of 2023, The Archies, directed by Zoya Akhtar, released worldwide on December 7th, 2023 on a screen on your lap, in your hand or on your desk. Starring an ensemble cast of debutants in the headlining roles, The Archies is a musical adaptation of the American comic series, Archie, that traces the life of Archibald Andrews, a ginger-haired teen, and his friends in Riverdale, a town in the United States that is as fictional as its residents. Created by publisher John L. Goldwater and artist Bob Montana in collaboration with writer Vic Bloom in 1941, every character in the Archie comics is beloved around the world since, be it Veronica Lodge, Betty Cooper, Jughead Jones, Big Moose, Dilton Doiley, Reggie Mantle, Mr Weatherbee, Miss Grundy, Midge Klump, Ethel Muggs and of course, Archie himself. For lack of a contemporary reference, Archie and his Riverdale gang are the F.R.I.E.N.D.S of the comic world given anyone who has ever read an Archie comic, single or digest, knows and devours everything about the characters and their quirks, such is the endearing familiarity, yet thrilling simplicity of them all.

Referencing an American comic series with Anglo-Indianised versions of the characters set in India in 1964 seems to be the sole premise of this film, with teen angst roller skating into school, and after-school life, with milkshakes and burgers set to wonderfully choreographed musical interludes in marvellous 60s costumery. The costumes in the film are stars in themselves, never mind who is wearing them. But The Archies also appears to be a low-key environmental warrior film set in a year when climate activism did not exist worldwide, certainly not in India, but climate awareness did, and Earth Day was only recognised in 1970 in the United States. As I understand, the 60s teens didn’t really speak green, they did green.

Mihir Ahuja, Suhana Khan, Yuvraj Menda, Agastya Nanda, Aditi Dot Saigal, Khushi Kapoor and Vedang Raina in The Archies poster ©Netflix

The 143-minute film represents the Hindi film industry’s biggest names – it stars a Khan – Suhana, a Kapoor – Khushi and a Bachchan, Agastya Bachchan Nanda, who have simply joined the family business, ably and admirably. And, all three live up to the cinematic legacies they were born into, and have chosen to take forward of their own accord. They can act. If this film was created and mounted to showcase and launch the talents of the twenty-something progenies of some of India’s biggest superstars like Raj Kapoor, Amitabh Bachchan, Jaya Bachchan, Shah Rukh Khan and Sridevi, then it has succeeded as Suhana Khan and Agastya Nanda have it in spades, with Khushi Kapoor a few paces behind.

Suhana Khan is prodigiously expressive in her portrayal as the self-absorbed Veronica Lodge in the film. It takes an intelligent mind to play a clueless, millionaire teen and Khan does so with measured alacrity, her soothing voice adding to the allure of her act. And, she dances and pirouettes on skates, and without them, arched and poised like a ballerina, always in step, a grand jeté away from perfection.

Agastya Nanda’s got the Kapoor dance moves and the Bachchan voice and height, but it his very own Nanda je ne sais quoi that adds to his charismatic performance as Archie Andrews. He enunciates his lines beautifully and fills up the screen with boyish insouciance as Archie, a rhythm guitarist torn between Riverdale and England, and Ronnie and Betty, and every girl in the world. Nanda’s definitely got the rizz and has the girls, and boys, in a tizz! He is, after all, Raj Kapoor’s great-grandson and Amitabh Bachchan’s grandson!

Khushi Kapoor makes a pretty picture as the gamine Betty Cooper in the film. She is as graceful as she is statuesque in her role, but she needs to work on her dialogue delivery that is awkward and a tad mumbly. Yuvraj Menda is achingly vulnerable as he is adorable as the teen nerd finding himself, Dilton Doiley. His lilting ‘Thank you’ warrants an encore every single time! Ethel Muggs is perfectly played by Aditi Dot Saigal, a musician who has also worked on the lyrics and music of the film. Vedang Raina is slick and haute as Reggie Mantle, and he goes from smouldering silences to verbose angst with natural ease. Mihir Ahuja plays Jughead Jones ably, but the character written in the film doesn’t speak to the original essence of the forever-eating, oddball Jughead. All seven of the debutants on the film’s poster have got some serious moves and can dance their legs off. Not like Jungkook though, yet.

I loved that the sets looked unreal, with real people and real emotions swirling through – like an Archie in Toyland atmosphere. I loved Rudra Mahuvarkar’s Big Moose dumb, muscleman act – mistaking philanderer for Phil Anderson was a riot. Jughead should have been ditzier and clumsier, and eaten way more hamburgers and fries. Ronnie didn’t need to act fashionably sustainable in 1964 by repeating that eyesore of a canvas trunk bag everywhere in Riverdale – it was just so off the Lodge brand and entirely unnecessary. It didn’t add to her rich vibe; Khan’s enactment of Ronnie did. And, she does know a thing or two about being rich. Seasoned actors like Suhaas Ahuja, Aly Khan, Vinay Pathak, Delnaaz Irani and Deven Khote enriched the performances of the debutants in the film.

Did I love the film? No. Why did I sit through it? I wanted to see SRK’s daughter, Amitabh Bachchan’s grandson and Sridevi’s daughter act, and they most definitely can. Is the film worth the wait, the worldwide marketing thrust, dollar spend and the hype? Not in the least, but all its debutant actors are! You cannot not love them all!

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RUBINA’S RADAR | OF BEAUTIES AND BRANDS

OCTOBER 13, 2023

India is in the throes of a beauty and fashion brand avalanche in the country, with Rare Beauty by Selena Gomez launching during the summer in June 2023, followed by many more that have launched, and are planning to launch since. But the bigger question here is: When will Rihanna’s Fenty Beauty, Kylie Jenner’s Kylie Cosmetics and Kim Kardashian’s SKKN – all three being coveted celebrity owned and fabulous beauty brands – come to India? Beauty is a business to make money in, especially in India!

MUMBAI / JAPAN: Actor Tamannaah Bhatia’s skin is always in, making her the first Indian brand ambassador for the Japanese cosmetics brand, Shiseido. This ambassadorship in India is a collaboration with Shiseido’s Indian distributor, Baccarose Perfumes & Beauty Products Pvt. Ltd. founded by the late Hemansu Kotecha in 1984, in a landscape nascent of luxury beauty in India. “I am absolutely thrilled to be associated with Shiseido, a brand that has consistently set the standard for excellence in beauty for over a century,” says Bhatia. She makes an excellent poster girl for Shiseido in Asia with her flawless skin and personable countenance. Shiseido was founded in 1872 by Arinobu Fukuhara as Japan’s first Western-style pharmacy in Ginza, Tokyo. Fukuhara, the son of an Eastern herbal medicine doctor, was a trained pharmacist, educated in Western medicine, who rose up the ranks to Chief Pharmacist in the Japanese Navy. The name Shiseido comes from Chinese Yi Jing, the Book of Changes from the Four Books and Five Classics of Confucianism meaning, ‘Praise the virtues of the Earth, which nurtures new life and brings forth significant values.’ Translated into English, Do means ‘house of’, and Shi Sei means ‘where everything is born’. The first non-pharmaceutical product Fukuhara created was a cake of toothpaste in 1888 that sold successfully at eight times the price of regular toothpaste. And 151 years on, Shiseido is not just a global leader in the beauty business with its skincare, makeup and fragrance lines today, it is a lasting legacy of the Japanese visionary. Shiseido’s presence in India so far has only been online via Shopper’s Stop, Parcos, Sephora and Nykaa. But the brand is set to open its first brick and mortar store in India on October 18th, 2023 at the Inorbit Mall in Malad, Mumbai, with their skincare trio regime being unveiled by Tamannaah Bhatia.

Tamannaah Bhatia ©Shiseido India

MUMBAI: A fresh-faced beauty from Juhu, Paloma, made her debut as an actor and not a star, in a film called Dono last Friday. And I say this because Paloma can act, and not everyone from the Juhu zip code in Mumbai can! She did not break character for a nano-second with her succinct and able performance in her portrayal of a regular working girl dealing with a red flag of an ex boyfriend in the film. Her zephyr-like body language and her perfectly made-up face (big ups to her makeup artist) express the emotions of her character in a manner most beguiling. Her dialogue delivery is well-timed and she speaks Hindi clearly, without any affected accents and pretentious colloquialisms like some of her ilk. I see Paloma making big strides in acting roles in films and headlining fashion and beauty campaigns in India with her arresting eyes and lithe body. Though what I’d really like to see her in is in a gripping Netflix series because that will make her shine internationally. Daughter of the beauteous actor, Poonam Dhillon and film producer Ashok Thakeria, Paloma has done the work that goes into the making of an actor, and if she keeps honing her innate acting skills, stardom will be hers.

©Paloma

MUMBAI: NARS Cosmetics launched in India on October 10, 2023 with its bestselling Cruella Velvet Matte lips, Tinted Moisturizers, Light Reflecting Collections and so much more just an “Add to cart” away for Indians. “Don’t be so serious, it’s only makeup” said François Nars, the founder and creative director of NARS Cosmetics. But who should know better than Nars, a makeup artist and photographer, that beauty is a serious billion dollar business that’s been making him coin since he founded NARS Cosmetics in 1994. NARS Cosmetics started with twelve lipsticks created by Nars, that were sold at Barneys New York and has gone on to create multi-use beauty and skin products since. Born in Tarbes in the South of France, Nars assisted some of the top makeup artists in Paris, and graduated from the Carita Makeup school in Paris subsequently. He worked with fashion’s very best – the legendary photographer Steven Meisel and hairstylist Oribe Canales when he moved to New York in 1984.

©Nars

NARS Cosmetics is a subsidiary of Shiseido since 2000 after it was sold to the Japanese company, but Nars remains the artistic director, copywriter and in-house photographer for the brand he created.

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If They Tell Me To Kiss, I Ask How Long: Akshay Kumar #Bollywood #Throwback

Rajiv Hari Om Bhatia once lived in a small house with 18 relatives in Delhi’s Chandni Chowk. He was just one of the many handsome young men then leading an unremarkable life. Until he suddenly became Akshay Kumar in what was then called Bombay. In an industry where stardom is usually a favour of the genes, Akshay Kumar somehow managed to find spectacular success. There have been murmurs that he is the highest paid star in the country. It is tempting to publish his astronomical fees, but then most Bollywood figures are unworthy of print. What is true, though, is that he is right there at the very top.

In conversation with Rubina A Khan for Open, he describes the world according to him, and why he doesn’t think highly of critics who have panned his latest film Kambakkht Ishq. Excerpts:

Critics say that Kambakkht Ishq is a vulgar and cheap film. It’s making money at the box office, though. How do you see this situation? Let me put this as politely as possible: people who can be paid to say bad things will [say whatever they are paid to say], but at the end of the day, the audience proves us all right or wrong. Film lovers number in millions versus a handful of negative critics. In my life, never have I let someone else make my decisions for me. If a random person tells me something is bad, I’m not going to listen to him or agree with him. I’m my own person, we all have different tastes. I like tea without sugar, but my sister likes it with sugar, no problem. If we all didn’t have our own tastes, all the men in the world would be married to the same woman, wouldn’t they? Reviews have never changed my decision to want to see any movie, Indian or international. I have my own opinion and that’s enough for me and it should be for you too.

Was Kambakkht Ishq supposed to be your ticket to Hollywood? Sylvester Stallone, Brandon Routh and Denise Richards are in the film. 
It is nowhere near a ticket to Hollywood but by the sound of it, they [Hollywood stars] wouldn’t mind a ticket to Bollywood. We are all in love with our own industries. I’ve no agenda when I star in a film. I can’t exactly plead with my producers to spend huge amounts of money to sign great international stars just so that I can satisfy my whim to go to Hollywood. Hell, no. We just want to show that we are as big and as capable as anyone in the world in the business of cinema, and have fun in the process.

Akshay Kumar

You’ve kissed Denise Richards and Kareena Kapoor a lot in the film. Did the script demand it or were you inspired on your own? Denise even went on to say that she was left in no doubt that you were Bollywood’s hottest man and a great kisser. 
AI had to kiss these wonderful ladies not only because my character demanded it, but also because a red-blooded, hotheaded stuntman can’t exactly be frigid now, can he? But more importantly, I’m an actor and I do what my director asks me to do. If he says ‘jump’, I ask ‘how high’, if he says ‘kiss’, I just ask him ‘for how long’. Simple. We are human beings and we have been kissing since birth. It’s strange that people are so amazed at its existence in our country. In the film, they weren’t rude kisses or anything like that. They were kisses in character and were in sync with the story line.

Before every film release of yours, a slew of malicious and scandalous rumours make the rounds like the one involving your trainer Jennifer or one of your co-stars like Katrina Kaif, or about your box office collections being poor. How does that happen? 
A lot of people out there don’t like me getting a fair chance in life or my fair share in the big Bollywood pie. They get scared and possessive of their territory and react in the only human way they know—create a war to make themselves feel better. All I can say is I’m sorry you guys have to read and hear this kind of negative and false stuff. Just think of it as light entertainment. I’m glad everyone has noticed the pattern finally, the fact that there are only bad things said when I have a movie releasing. This has been happening to me for a while now. But I still stand tall and say never mind and go on with my business. Who said show business was easy anyway?

Which Hollywood actor or personality would you like to be associated with in a future film? 
Meryl Streep. She is an actress who sweeps clean the floor with any actor she works with. On second thoughts, maybe I’d be too scared to share a scene with her since she is so very talented and fabulous. Also, I would love to work with Quentin Tarantino as his movies are so outrageous, so radically different.

How has the slowdown of the economy in India affected you?
AMy asking fees in the recession is half of what it was when our country’s economy was booming. We are all only what our country can give. If we run low on rice, I will have rice only once a day, if we run low on money, I can only charge what the country can afford. I have no work if there is no money in the banks. I’m not a money grabbing thief as I am painted out to be. I do have morals you know.

You are becoming quite a style icon, aren’t you? Your films too are creating a lot of fashion trends. 
Well, thank you very much Rubina, but I don’t think you have ever seen what I look like off screen. I deliberately make an effort to look like I don’t own a wardrobe so I can walk around looking like a tramp in the hope that no one recognises me. But on screen, I try and make a huge effort to look presentable for my fans and audiences. Otherwise, my wife Tina would kill me.

Khatron Ke Khiladi has lured you into hosting the second season too. When does it hit the television screens? 
AAh ha. It is coming out sometime in September-October. Even I can’t wait to see what all these girls went through, again. I am still feeling sorry for them—it was that khatarnak (dangerous). If you thought the first season was crazy and had you on edge, this one has to be seen to be believed.

This feature first appeared in OPEN on July 25, 2009 and is a part of my #Bollywood #Throwback series 

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